December 2008
17 posts
paulhammond.org: Conditional classnames →
Nice Translator - The fast, easy to use online... →
NiceTranslator is a fast, easy to use online translator that allows a user to translate into multiple languages as they type. Nice Translator was designed with simplicity and functionality in mind.
AJAX Libraries API - Google Code →
Usability Post →
Tips and insights into good design and usability.
Peter Kropff - Objektorientierte Programmierung... →
Einführung in die Internetentwicklung - HTML - CSS - JavaScript - PHP - MySQL - Tutorials
YvoSchaap.com - 8 PHP and MYSQL exploit security... →
“The life of a designer is a life of fight: fight agianst the ugliness.”
– Massimo Vignelli
A Little Inspiration
People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, It is between you and God;
It never was between you and them anyway.
Pattern Tap : Interface Collection for Design... →
A collection of interface design solutions from all over the web, where users can mark patterns they like, and learn from other’s design solutions
“You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to allow the...”
– Woodrow Wilson
CIA: Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA: People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can’t See It
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS: Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too PnP: Plug and Pray
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
“The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Java
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause…
“Java.”
“There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those...”
– Best Programming Jokes
“How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb? None - It’s a hardware...”
– Best Programming Jokes
“I tried to change the world, but I couldn’t find the source code”
– Best Programmer T-Shirts