2008

Jul

Linkinn - Light Graffiti
Jul 4th
via m4.bestpicever.com
Jul 4th
37 FREE Must-Have Fonts -...
Jul 4th
1030.jpg (image)
Jul 4th
WhatTheFont : MyFonts
Jul 2nd
via oddpicsblog.com
Jul 2nd
How to confuse an idiot | Caschys Blog
Jul 1st

Jun

“Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.”
— Fortune Cookie: Stop searching...
Jun 29th
via ariail.thestateonline.com
Jun 29th
99 Free Canvas, Paper, Paint, and Metal...
Jun 27th
via blog.jimmyr.com
Jun 27th
via www.uneetee.com
Jun 26th
Lighter Menus ‹ Italy is falling
Jun 25th
“* html body {display: none;} … I haven’t figured...”
— Georg (via satzansatz.de)
Jun 24th
40+ Most Wanted Wordpress Tricks and Hacks
Jun 21st
DVICE: State of the plumbing art: 10 examples...
Jun 19th
via Blogoscoped
Jun 19th
Tweak that gamma
Jun 18th
Easy Vertical Centering with CSS
Jun 18th
“Darkness always had its part to play. Without it, how would...”
— Clive Barker, Abarat
Jun 18th
“Believe me. Sometimes when life looks to be at its grimmest,...”
— Clive Barker, Abarat
Jun 18th
via itickr.com
Jun 18th
Check Out CSS Cacheer // ShaunInman.com
Jun 17th
“…und aus dem Chaos sprach eine Stimme: ”Lächle...”
Jun 8th
“The most important things are not things.”
Jun 8th
via www.toxel.com sweet.
Jun 6th
via graphics.jsonline.com lol.
Jun 6th
Placeholder HTML Markup with Lorem Ipsum —...
Jun 6th
Pixels to Ems Conversion Table for CSS — Jon...
Jun 6th
via www.zoitz.com
Jun 5th
“Wer die Weisheit sucht, ist ein weiser Mann;wer glaubt, sie...”
— Seneca
Jun 5th
My DebugBar | IETester / HomePage
Jun 5th
» 10 Examples of Beautiful CSS Typography and...
Jun 5th
mount /dev/brain || tail -f /var/log/thoughts...
Jun 4th
Peers -- The Missing Search for Firefox
Jun 3rd
netzfruehling, CSS Showcase
Jun 3rd

May

Warch Watch
Disorganized Fun
May 28th
“Um Rekursion zu verstehen, muss man zunächst Rekursion...”
May 26th
“Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re...”
— Henry Ford
May 26th

Battle

Grandfather: My son, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.
Grandson: Which wolf wins?
Grandfather: The one you feed.
May 26th
“What happens when you read some doc and either it...”
May 24th
Listen Listen
Killer Queen - Queen
May 23rd
Listen Listen
I don’t wanna say goodbye (tuneage)
May 22nd
mrolovssonideas:dialog05 presents universal connections
May 22nd
Arrows - Test for Unicode support in Web...
May 20th
freshAIRapps.com - Adobe AIR Application...
May 19th

E-Mail Account

DAU: ich habe einen neuen e-Mail-Account eingerichtet bekommen. Der geht nicht!
HL: was funktioniert bitte nicht
DAU: ich kann mich nicht anmelden
HL: warum können Sie sich nicht anmelden
DAU: bei "Passwort" sind nur Pünktchen vorhanden.......
HL: *** tilt ***
May 17th

DAU

Hotline: Haben Sie schon mal etwas von FTP gehört???
DAU: Klar, die Partei kenn ich....
Hotline: *tilt*
May 17th

DAU

DAU: Mein Monitor geht nicht.
Hotline: Ist er eingeschaltet?
DAU: Natürlich.
Hotline: Schalten sie ihn mal aus.
DAU: Jetzt geht er!
May 17th
Web Design Inspiration and CSS Gallery -...
May 16th
Shneiderman's rules for design - Wikipedia,...
May 14th

Naruto

Zaku: Did you really think you could beat us? Face it you ninja are a bunch of hacks!
Dosu: From a second rate village.
Neji: Then I guess your village is third rate.
May 14th
“When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage...”
— Genma (to Neji, Naruto)
May 14th
“wenn du ein Programmierer erschrecken willst sagst du nich...”
May 13th
“God is like the wind he’s there but you can’t...”
May 12th
X24 Designs » Blog Archive » A lesson in...
May 7th
“Is to Wordpress what math is to reality; hard to...”
— K2
May 7th
via www.oddee.com
May 6th
via blog.pengoworks.com
May 3rd

Too stupid to own a computer

Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?
Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
What sort of trouble?
Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.
Went away?
They disappeared.
Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?
Nothing.
Nothing?
It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type.
Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?
How do I tell?
Can you see the C prompt on the screen?
What's a sea-prompt?
Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?
There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type.
Does your monitor have a power indicator?
What's a monitor?
It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?
I don't know.
Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?
Yes, I think so.
Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Yes, it is.
When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?
No.
Well , there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.
Okay, here it is.
Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.
I can't reach.
Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?
No.
Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?
Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's dark.
Dark?
Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
Well, turn on the office light then.
I can't.
No? Why not?
Because there's a power failure.
A power....... a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it hacked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?
Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.
Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.
Really? Is it that bad?
Yes, I'm afraid it is.
Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?
Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.
May 3rd

Apr

“Nichts zu sagen ist besser als keine Ahnung zu haben.”
Apr 30th
via www.marcofolio.net
Apr 30th
via www.marcofolio.net
Apr 30th
via Blogosophy: then a miracle occurs
Apr 30th

Meerschweinchen

<@M3phisto> also
<@M3phisto> ich treff mihch mit vanessa am sa mit jenny am do und mit patrizia am freitag
<@alkus> du gibst deinen meerschweinchen namen ? o_O
Apr 30th
via data.dump.iof.ru
Apr 28th
“Lοяεм iρsμм δοℓοя siτ αмετ, cοηsεcτετμεя αδiρisciηg εℓiτ.”
Apr 28th
Grooveshark Lite - Listen to Music Online
Apr 23rd
pollicinor
Apr 23rd
X24 Designs » Blog Archive » A lesson in...
Apr 20th
andLinux.org -- Run Linux natively inside...
Apr 20th
“Solange Menschen denken, dass Tiere nicht fühlen; müssen...”
Apr 20th
via www.doobybrain.com
Apr 20th
“Why do humans kill humans to show humans killing is wrong?”
— Amnesty International
Apr 19th
“Dies ist allein in HTML nicht möglich. Dafür musst du auch...”
— Moritz Peuser
Apr 18th
Scrapbook 1.3 now available!
Apr 18th
Color Palette Generator
Apr 17th
Color Hunter
Apr 17th
“Linux will nicht die Weltherrschaft. Aber nett wär’s...”
— Linus Torvalds
Apr 16th

Surrounded

Sir, we are surrounded!
Excellent! So we can attack in any direction.
Apr 16th
“Fantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt”
— Albert Einstein
Apr 16th
“There is no point in arguing with an idiot: They will just...”
Apr 16th
via imgs.xkcd.com
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
Naruto Shippuuden Opening 3 - Blue Bird
Apr 12th
“If real life were like film I’d be able to port...”
— Drivl.com | What code...
Apr 12th
via Matterr
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
Behind the scenes: Firefox Crop Circle (via )
Apr 11th
FontStruct | Build, Share, Download Fonts
Apr 8th
via cdimg3.crunchyroll.com
Apr 7th
via cdimg3.crunchyroll.com
Apr 7th
via img.photobucket.com
Apr 7th
via image2.linkinn.com
Apr 1st
“Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5...”
— Stan Kelly-Bootle
Apr 1st
Warch Watch
Happy Together - Simple Plan
Apr 1st
“Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet...”
— Mary Anne Radmacher
Apr 1st

Mar

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”
— Albert Einstein
Mar 31st
“If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z....”
— Albert Einstein
Mar 31st
Warch Watch
Awareness Test-Amazing Video - Metacafe (via Metacafe)
Mar 31st
Painted Cats | Animals & Nature | Funny Videos, Pictures...
Mar 31st
“A goal is a dream with a deadline.”
— Napoleon Hill
Mar 29th
Myspace Image Hosting - Free Image Hosting,...
Mar 29th
via Malfunction Junction - Updated Irregularly
Mar 29th
via i113.photobucket.com
Mar 29th
05_2_gran.img_assist_custom.jpg (JPEG-Grafik, 425x332...
Mar 28th
Warch Watch
Music using ONLY sounds from Windows XP and 98! (via )
Mar 28th
Main Page - Downloadpedia
Mar 27th
Mar 20th
the Awesome Highlighter - be nice, highlight
Mar 17th
Warch Watch
Web 2.0 … The Machine Is Us/ing Us (via Metacafe)
Mar 14th
via classicalconvert.com
Mar 14th
via farm3.static.flickr.com
Mar 14th
via www.harrogate.co.uk
Mar 13th
HTML Reference (beta)
Mar 12th
XHTML/CSS Markup Generator
Mar 5th

Feb

Warch Watch
iAno
Feb 27th
“Das Unbegreifliche an der Natur ist die Begreiflichkeit.”
— Albert Einstein
Feb 26th
via ru.fishki.net
Feb 25th
Free Seamless Patterns & Illustrator...
Feb 16th
via dl.ziza.ru
Feb 15th
via dl.ziza.ru
Feb 15th
via dl.ziza.ru
Feb 15th
“Knowledge is a process of piling up facts; wisdom lies in...”
— Rev. Dr Martin Luther King,...
Feb 15th
“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”
— Katharine Hepburn, actress
Feb 15th
“When you come right down to it, all you have is yourself....”
— Pablo Picasso, artist
Feb 15th
“Always be a first-rate version of youself, instead of a...”
— Judy Garland, actress
Feb 15th
“Do not take life too seriously. You will not get out of it...”
— Elbert Hubbard, publisher
Feb 15th
“When all is said and done, a lot more is said than done.”
— Lou Holtz, sports coach
Feb 15th
::: Moon Palace ::: Adobe 25 ans :::
Feb 10th
“Alles ist leicht, wenn der Tag mit Musik begann. Viel ist...”
— Tanz der Vampire - Wahrheit
Feb 9th
Organized Crime - via Digital Karma
Feb 9th
Warum Layout mit Tabellen dumm ist: Probleme...
Feb 8th
via i.thefunnyweb.com
Feb 7th
via i.thefunnyweb.com
Feb 7th

Also das Ding da, also ähm, wissen sie?

Wie oft muss man am Telefon raten, was der Betroffene eigentlich meint? Eigentlich jedesmal.
Kunde: Also ich klick da auf das Ding und er zeigt dann ne Fehlermeldung, wissen sie was das ist?
Ich: Um welche Software geht es denn überhaupt?
Kunde: Ja um die Dings Software, die wir benutzen!!
Ich: SAP? Excell? Access? EineandereWebbasierendeInterneSoftware?
Kunde: Nene, das ist die, na die.. die Software wo ich… wissen se was ich ruf später wieder an, vieleicht gehts dann ja auch *klick*
Ich: WTF?
--
tinyurl.com/2s6ebe
Feb 6th
via www.vilain.com
Feb 5th
“dummerweise ist Torrent kein Sturzbach (torrent = frz....”
— Moritz P.
Feb 2nd