1. golgibodies:

    texting someone new is always weird.

    like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

    it’s terrifying 

    (via jay-pride)

    2 days ago

  2. sean-codyvevo:


bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

    sean-codyvevo:

    bored-no-more:

    Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

    OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

    (via jay-pride)

  3. onlylolgifs:

Leaf Blower Dog

    onlylolgifs:

    Leaf Blower Dog

    (via finniganfoxwell)

  4. justaskdammit:

    If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

    they’re fucking awesome

    this one thing here

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    can be made into:

    different variations of fries

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    regular,

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    curly,

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    waffle.

    It can be made into chips

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    or ruffly 

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    you can make hashbrowns with it

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    even a salad

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    add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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    you can have it sliced and diced

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    or baked

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    you can make tater tots

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    hell you can even eat the skin

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    or just have little potato nuggets

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    thank u potatoes

    My religion is potatoes

    (Source: stoner-dad, via finniganfoxwell)

    3 days ago

  5. tootricky:

    love bird has a wash (source)

    (via itsacrimescene)

  6. ka-kawgoodsir:

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

AND HE SPANKED HIM WITH IT

    ka-kawgoodsir:

    hurraaid:

    chooky-belief:

    levanna:

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    montalvomike:

    “Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

    Handicapable.

    Just awesome

    THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

    AND HE SPANKED HIM WITH IT

    (Source: 4gifs, via postapocalypticfag)

  7. (Source: lolgifs.net, via onlylolgifs)

  8. Heine-Borel is the kind of theorem that is essential for your life. I mean, you can handle doing grocery shopping without Bolzano-Weierstrass, but you would never succeed without Heine-Borel.
    Real Analysis professor trying to put things in perspective (via mathprofessorquotes)